Bring on calamity.
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All dressed up..
And if looks could kill
I'd be a lonely girl with a personal graveyard.
Complicated, bent on revenge...
I've got a speed dial spot in the devil's address book..
but hey!
oh no...
ain't nobody got nothin on me.
My Name is Chelsea RayLynn.
I've got a speed Dial spot in the Devil's address book.3 Cheers for Vanity.....♥
So here is the deal. I don't claim to be "different" or "cool" or a "non-conformist" or anything like that.
I just like what I like, and I don't care what You think about it. I don't care if you say I am a "poser" because that word doesn't mean shit anyways.
Everyone and no one are posers. Who fucking cares?I'm a girl in a comatose world where nobody thinks for themselves anymore. People only like what they think is cool or meant to be liked. People worry about being uncool and want to be liked.
Am I any different? I'd like to think so. I don't care about what anyone thinks about me. at least for the important parts. But when it comes to me specifically? Am I Unique? Different? I'm about as different as all the other different girls in the world, but at least i can admit it. I am an average girl who watches cartoons, plays pokemon, got addicted to world of warcraft(horde. don't fuck with me.), listened to nsync back in the day (and still do sometimes.), puts on too much makeup, has insecurities, and eats too much cereal. I'm sure if anyone ever reads this. they will agree with at least 6 of the 7 things i just mentioned. But, hey, more for us to talk about right? =]
xx
Mellow out;;
Strung out on sunshine♥
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
12:47 PM
I'm excited, Nervous and sad at the same time!
SO! I'm supposed to be (Key word: SUPPOSED) flying back to cali for a short visit on the 25th. yeah.. as in in like 2 days. My gma and dad are giving me the run around and I don't know for sure if its going to be then, but we'll see. I'm going to miss dan so much. I've been here with him for lets see...almost 8 months I think, So it will be weird sleeping without him and just being away from him. He doesn't think I'm coming back. But he also never through i was coming back all the othertimes i went home.. and where am i? lol.
I'm REALLY excited to have a social life and friends again. I really can't wait to do all kinds of stuff and take MAXIMUMMMM pictures to harass you guys with. all.. 0 of you. lol.
Part of me wants to wait until like saturday or sunday. (27th, 28th) cause then dan and I have an extra couple days to hang out.
I'm also a little excited to be away from him for once. we're always in each others hair and we get crabby sometimes. so this will be a nice break.
Ahhhhh lots of emotions. I have to half pack. I NEED TO TAN WHEN I GET THERE I AM SOLID WHITE.
weeeeeeee
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
2:44 PM
Extreme Makeover: Home edition
Makes me cry.
like for real.
So I think i'm coming home on the 25th for a weekish.
If any of my friends read this there are things that I have to do and you have to take me to do them. thx.
1. Disneyland. Maximum amounts of times.
2. Knotts berry farm while under the influence of Cannabis. (this is reserved for janna.)
3. The beach. Lots. I'm a fatty but i don't care. I need it.
4. any sort of driving around riverside or .. any place in california. I need to take maximum pictures to rub into dans face.
5. I need to see 1 movie at a nice movie theater. (the plazaaaa)
6. I need to eat jack in the box at 4am.
7. I need to look at apartments. SRSLY. shit is happening SOON.
8. Take my GED test.i gotta get that shit done.
9. Hang out with people that I miss. :(
10. spend lots of time with my grandma and family. ***** :D
that is all.
ALSO
I hope to god obama does great things in this country just so i can laugh at people who formed opinions on him while he's only been in office for.. 8 months. (the best thing he could do is legalize marijuana. :D )
Monday, June 15, 2009
1:51 AM
Improv Everywhere.
Win.
Its possibly the most amazing group of.. lots of people.. ever.
I've been a fan since "Frozen Grand Central" a while back. like a couple years
but recently my love for them has been renewed. Everything they do is AWESOME.
Click here to look at their youtube Channel.
Some of my personal favorites [BESIDES "Frozen Grand Central" which IS my favorite and you should definitely watch it] are
"Meet A Black Person" lololll.
the "No Pants 2k_" series
"Look Up More" really creative
"Best Game Ever"
and "Welcome Back"
Go. Now. you will thank me.
I also need a ferret.
Please get me one. I'll love you forever. I used to have 3 i reallllly miss them.
I also need a Miniature piglet and a couple of roborvski Hamsters. and a dog. Then I'll be happy.
Yeah, i like animals. so what. they are better then you. (unless you get me one of the aforementioned) do it.
ALSO! People. Please please please take more videos of you scaring your kids via the "Maze Game" prank thingy. PLEASE. i love the videos. especially when they cry.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
5:18 PM
Basically I need someone to catch azelf for me. I can't do it and I'm getting a little irritated at the game. Yes i'm talking pokemon. fuck off.
I just found out a family friend of ours that we've known since i was like..12 and we stopped talking to a few years ago due to some shit that he messed up is gay. He refused to admit it. we used tot ell him all the time "robin, you're definitely gay. no other man wears pants like that and sings along to abba and madonna unless they are gay." <- true story. And he just randomly emailed my mother the other day to say "you were right. I just wanted you to know that you were right. I am gay. I just didn't know it." lol. we win. I lovvee gay people, so idk why he couldn't just say something.
I cannot WAIT to take a short vacation home. I miss california so much. Bring on beach bbq's and disneyland. i'm fkn stoked. Definitely going to knotts. High. yes that is a must.
i need more makeup.
and money.
ugh.
need job nao.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
2:17 AM
I'm obsessed with yahoo answers and pokemon platinum. Help me.
Although i'm level 2 on yahoo answers which means i can give all the crappy answers a thumbs down!
anddd i'm at the mother fucking pokemon league getting ready to fight the elite 4.
nerd. omg. im such a nerd.
:)
Going home soon. Home to california. like the 25th or so. hopefully 26th. Staying for like a week or week and a half. depending. it will be fun. I'm going to get my hair cut and possibly colored. we'll see when I get there. I'm going to miss the fuck out of dan though...
but i'll DEFINITELY have some shenanigans to post about.
ttfn.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
2:11 AM
Ok guys, I need a plan.
I need to go to school for some trade skill that I can get a degree in in like 6 months so i can get a decent job. I need to get off my ass and do something now. WTF took me so long? So, I need a trade, I was thinking X ray tech but apparently that takes 2 years. Any suggestions? I need to not live in newyork.
So i need an apartment in cali.
its of vital importance that I get a job STAT.
I need money.
a job. a car. some sort of trade skill.
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
7:53 PM
Also in response to the "I need a samsung omnia" post
Fuck that.
G1>Omnia.
and I got that shit mufucka.
7:30 PM
Things I miss from California:
- My Gma. she rocks. I miss her x100000. the most ever.
- My friends. I have no one to get into shenanigans at the park at 4am with here. It blows.
- Disneyland.
- Knotts.
- Better beaches.
- Food places. I know that sounds like a fatty talking but there are like..4 places to eat here, total. I miss Roadhouse Grill and Rockin' Lobster and even fast food places like Jack in the box. (JITB is FUCKING AWESOME. and 24 hours =win.)
- Real CVS's.
- REAL TACO BELLS. (not taco bell + kfc mixed)
- Parks.
- Sun.
- NON HUMIDITY. wtf is this 85% humidity bull shit anyways???
- REAL MOVIE THEATERS. not these shitty Chairs don't move back, perma-gross /sticky floors, shitty movie selection places. If i'm going to spend 10 bucks to see a movie it better be playing at my theater and I better be fucking comfortable. damnit.
- The Plaza. lol.
- Dressing up to go to the movies at the plaza in their awesome movie theater.
- Midnight Showings at said theater
- And the mall... the closest one here is fucking an hour away. wtf. WTF.
- Jobs.
- Paintball. i'm sure i can find a place here.. but.... lol.
- Roads bigger than the size of my pinky.
- People who don't honk immediately or are too impatient to fucking wait until thel ight changes before theys tart inching across the intersection. UGH. that INFURIATES ME.
- Smoking pot. lololll.
- Being active
- going to shows and not having to take a buss and 3 cabs
- Going to the beach and practically being at a an aquarium.
- Pretty much everything else I can think of.
- Did i mention my grandma? and disneyland???
Yep.
This is how the world ends.
Is this a love song?
Myspace
ZOMG! Layouts
Listen to Killola.
Warning:Naked Girls.
My DeviantArt
some gay site i am amused with.
fun flash thingies!
You can't see me because I'm a stalker.
I told you not to click me.Now you're doomed to a section full of fail and bore.
....
Just kidding.
How about a random shiz section.
Yeah i said shiz.
Today I bring you Chelsea-obstacle-course-thetre!
Watch as I maneuver through the treacherous blow up...trenches..
As I master the Giant dangerous blow up slide,
Climb through holes only to find dangerous blow up thingies? to push through.
I push myself to my limit,
and for what?
In an attempt to beat my 12 year old little sister.
Do i?
Oh the suspense!!
Enjoy Messieurs and mademoiselle's.
Well needless to say, I won.
And my competition was not very happy with the outcome.
I SHALL NOT BE DEFEATED.