Bring on calamity...!

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All dressed up..

And if looks could kill
I'd be a lonely girl with a personal graveyard.
Complicated, bent on revenge...
I've got a speed dial spot in the devil's address book..
but hey!
oh no...
ain't nobody got nothin on me.

My Name is Chelsea RayLynn.

I've got a speed Dial spot in the Devil's address book.

3 Cheers for Vanity.....♥

So here is the deal. I don't claim to be "different" or "cool" or a "non-conformist" or anything like that. I just like what I like, and I don't care what You think about it. I don't care if you say I am a "poser" because that word doesn't mean shit anyways. Everyone and no one are posers. Who fucking cares?

I'm a girl in a comatose world where nobody thinks for themselves anymore. People only like what they think is cool or meant to be liked. People worry about being uncool and want to be liked.

Am I any different? I'd like to think so. I don't care about what anyone thinks about me. at least for the important parts. But when it comes to me specifically? Am I Unique? Different? I'm about as different as all the other different girls in the world, but at least i can admit it. I am an average girl who watches cartoons, plays pokemon, got addicted to world of warcraft(horde. don't fuck with me.), listened to nsync back in the day (and still do sometimes.), puts on too much makeup, has insecurities, and eats too much cereal. I'm sure if anyone ever reads this. they will agree with at least 6 of the 7 things i just mentioned. But, hey, more for us to talk about right? =]

☮☮☮☮☮

xx
Mellow out;;
Strung out on sunshine♥

Sunday, September 14, 2008

5:41 PM

Dear God.

This entire week has been chaos! Janna and I have pretty much started dating. not really, but we've hung out like every single day.

I cannot even tell you what happened over the last week. We forced people to take puppies, I slept in my car, we Harassed Aaron, Stole his chimmichanga's. yep. not even going to TRY to spell that.

Basically i've had a lot of fun. We've been being letting loose, staying up until 5am, and doing criminal activities. when i say criminal i mean t.p.ing people's houses. LIke 12 year olds. OH WELL! it was entirely too much fun.

I'm pretty much a black person now. I hate Janna for it.
Basically, if you know me, which you don't, cause no one reads this, but basically i listen to rock/metal/girl fake rock/ and mindless self indulgence. They get their own thing because i have absolutely no idea how to catergorize them. Oh, and Techno. <3

So, Janna and i have been driving around in her boyfriends charger, and she loves lil wayne. Inorite? wtf? so now pretty much i love him. I cannot explain why because it is so not like me. but he's fucking amazing, and sexy too. when i say sexy i really mean that he looks like an ugly mofo, but his voice and how he acts is sexy.

I love this last week. ^_^ it's making me happy.

Also, Janna and I are hanging out tonight. Again.

Kthxbai.

Also i love aarons chimichangas so much. HeY! I think i spelled that right, there is no red dotted line under it. WOOT! :D

also i've been like sleep deprived and have had this weird hangover thing cause of it. i was all out of it yesterday.

....kbai

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Friday, September 12, 2008

2:33 AM

Well, its definitely been a while.

To tell you the truth i completely forgot about this thing.
A few Updates:
My priest on WoW is now level 70, so that makes 2 70's for me.
I got a new car! yes, I am not longer driving my 1976 Volkswagen bug. It makes me terribly sad but it was a very unreliable car, and am not driving a 1989 Mazda 626 LX. Albeit not the most amazing upgrade, but an upgrade at that. A significant upgrade even.
I sorta have 2 jobs.
1: I dogsit for a lady that my mom sees at her work {a vet}. Her name is Jackie and she breeds Saluki's. Which is a very gorgeous dog. They are very well trained. I basically get 75$ a day to watch their t.v. and eat their food. I let the dogs out in the morning and feed them at night. srsly, its cake. I do it once or more a month. for a few days at a time.
2:I'm workin' HAUNT baby! yeah thats right, I'll be workign for Knotts Berry Farm's Annual Halloween Haunt this year. I'm a Blackout personel in the Corn Stalkers Maze. {new maze this year}. No I'm not a monster, sadly. i applied too late. I do get a rehire card at the end of october though, so i get seniority over everyone else next year. I'm basically maze security. ROFL.

Dan and I are nearing 2 years now, we've been going through some issues and it sucks. but we're hanging in there.

My parents are going through an awful time, their house is up for auction the 22nd of this month, and if it sells they have to be off the premise within 72 hours of the sale.:( They don't know what to do and I have no way of helping them.

I never got to tell you about my mom smoking pot with me, but lets just say it was interesting. I have no idea what we talked about last night.

Speaking of Drugs, my uncle is visiting my grandma for a few days and I am hoping he leaves some pot with me. He grows it, always has some. I want it for free. Kthx.

Again with the social life. I didn'tdo anything for a while, but have done a lot recently.
I teepee'd 2 peoples houses last night, and stole road cones.
before you ask, yes i am 15. shut the fuck up.

it was fun, and yes, i still fucking trick or treat, DON'T HATE. you're just jealous cause you feel the need to fit in with allt he other 20 year olds who are too cool for fun things like the formentioned.

i win. you lose. end of story.

Janna and I are becoming close again. It makes me happysauce. Her and i ALWAYS had the best fun, and people hated us for it. We didn't give a fuck then, and we still don't know. she is who i was with when we teepee'd and stole cones, figured. :P

Supposed to maybe possibly go to Disneyland on Sunday. We shall see.
Devin's birthday on sat/tomorrow. I also have to go to jackies on sat. 50 bucks for me. (its only half a day.)
And Haunt Orientation later today.

And i get to sleep in my car tonight. /joy.
Why? I'd much rather sleep in an uncomfortable car than on the floor next to my grandma snoring or next to my uncle who is currently on some sort of drug that is NOT pot and flailing away on the couch. I'm thinking speed. He went to my neihbors who does drugs so its either speed or meth. Disgusting. Don't do drugs kids. and weed is not a drug. ;] He also just farted. Very loud. Its time for me to get away from this very small apartment right now.

Ugh.

"shoulda done something but i've done it enough, by the way your hands are shaking rather waste some time with you..."

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